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Mary Ann has a Posse

March 11th, 2008 · 2 Comments

Mary Ann has a PosseFor some reason, I thought this picture just screamed “Mary Ann has a posse.” This might be my all time favorite mug shot. What a great way for a forgotten actress to bounce back into the collective consciousness.

Poor Dawn Wells, the actress who played “Mary Ann” on Gilligan’s Island, was busted in Teton County, Idaho for basically a couple of roaches and empty marijuana containers.

She was sentenced Feb. 29, 2008 to five days in jail and fined $410.50. Her bemused expression speaks volumes about the absurdity of marijuana criminalization and our countries failed “war on drugs.” Kudos to you, Dawn Wells. You’ll always be a king in our books. Now somebody in Hollywood get that woman a job. She’s looking great for 69, and anyone who can strike a pose like that still has some acting left in her. And if anyone makes stickers of our image, you totally have to give us some.

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 mike // Mar 17, 2008 at 4:37 pm

    Let me get this straight, Idaho arrested a 69 year old icon for possession of marijuana slammed it over every newspaper in the country? Teton county have a slow day? The cop who did that should be proud of himself. I can just hear him now” Guess what honey, I popped this little elderly lady for possession of pot today, Seems she used to be some kind of TV star years ago” I wonder if they pipe sunshine into Teton county along with their TV shows…….

  • 2 yes yes // Apr 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    The world is retarded. Weed for everyone.

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